single-use happiness

 

It's a neon scam; 

hyper-positivity and consumerism slammed 

into chartreuse yoga pants 

two sizes too small 

because you just started those detox greens 

and those pants will fit in two weeks.

It's the manic claiming 

crystals cured her depression. 

I get it, a shiny bit of amethyst 

on a necklace between 

your tits is the tits for your heart chakra. 

But were you actually depressed 

or did you only vape cabbage with your AG1?

Big pharma is USDA Organic certified

These highly-processed faux-foods 

are now healthy for you

Now I can pay more to 

get fat and feel good about it